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The universe, she toys with me like a cat with string. [Aug. 8th, 2009|09:13 pm]
Man, I have the shittiest timing. Somehow, I always manage to post right when FF.net goes on the fritz and the review function goes offline. D'oh. And I just put up this magnificently melodramatic GW fic, too.
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Fic status update, and a teaser for Improbable Plot [Jun. 26th, 2009|05:57 pm]
Oh my god, my attention span sucks. I'm still writing Scorpius Malfoy on and off, but my brain's been hijacked by Gundam Wing, so most of what I've been working on recently involves Gundam pilots meeting Harry Potter. Occasionally, I manage to not bring in Harry or the HP universe, but in those instances I go WILDLY AU with the Gundam Wing series, so whatevs. Anyway. Improbable Plot remains my true love, though I am fickle with my affections, so sooner or later I'll return to it with a passion.

In the meantime, a short preview of what's to come (so ya'll know I'm not lying out my ass about having more written):


By the time Draco finally stormed off, pink-faced and furious, Harry was ready and willing to sell his very soul to make the other man stop shrieking. Dear Merlin, it was just a bit of hair!

And quite frankly, Harry thought Malfoy had the better deal—his hair probably never ate combs and occasionally small animals. And then spat out the bones during the night, so his wife would find them nestled happily in her hair when she woke up the next morning.

It had taken him and Ginny ten vicious fights, a visit to a marriage counselor, and two appointments at St. Mungo’s before they figured out it wasn’t actually his hair’s fault, but the result of a rather devious and esoteric curse from a Death Eater he’d spent weeks tracking down after the war. Of course, it was a curse that wouldn’t work on just anyone, Ginny had pointed out. “It says right here that one of the requirements is that the victim have ‘naturally aggressive follicles’. So it’s still partially your fault.”

“My follicles are not aggressive,” Harry had protested, but everyone had been too busy pointing and laughing to listen.


Yeah, I don't know, either. Once again, I am forced to wonder WHY anyone wants more of Improbable Plot.
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Fic status [Apr. 6th, 2009|04:44 pm]
[Current Location |Le apartment]
[mood |coldcold]
[music |The Hush Sound - Break the Sky]

Not sure anyone actually reads this anymore, 'cause I suck at that whole 'updating' thing, but what the hell.

Life has been hectic, so I haven't written much of anything. But I do have several chapters of Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot written, if not edited and polished, and I'll eventually update when things settle down enough for me to get back into the fic groove. Interdimensional Guidance Counselor is a little more up in the air, but on the plus side, I've gotten into a kajillion new fandoms in the last few months, which means I've got a kajillion more ideas. Am desperately trying to figure out how to work Horatio Hornblower into, well, everything ever, and as always, am failing miserably.

NO IDEA when or if Folks Like Us (Do It In DeLoreans) will be updated.

Have written one Bleach fic, posted at ff.net and the Yumikkaku community on eljay. I, uh, may be a few pages into a longass HP/Bleach crossover fic.

We will not discuss my Horatio Hornblower/Bleach crossover idea. Or the Kara-Thrace-joins-the-11th-Division thingy. Shut up.
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i have discovered manga [Mar. 14th, 2009|03:48 am]
So I officially want Roy and Riza to get together and make lots of temperamental trigger-happy babies. Hinata/Shino = SO MUCH LOVE. And NOTHING is as canon as Naruto/Sasuke. Molly and Arthur Weasley aren't as canon as Naruto/Sasuke.

Also, I sekritly think Erza and Lucy need to hook up ASAP. Don't tell me they wouldn't be adorable.
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SPN crackfic time [Jan. 4th, 2009|07:52 am]
[Current Location |kitchen table]
[mood |embarrassedembarrassed]
[music |Meiko - How Lucky We Are]

So I've begun a destined-to-be-way-too-long Supernatural crackfic. Wherein--well, wait for the summary. D'oh.

But I thought I'd post here before I actually finished or edited it for, uh, no real reason other than whim.

TITLE: (Folks Like Us) Do It In DeLoreans
FANDOM: Supernatural
PAIRING: None, thus far
CHARACTERS: Sam, Ruby, Castiel
RATING: Uh, PG-13? Ruby has a pottymouth.
SUMMARY: Castiel and Ruby go to the past to, uh, kidnap Sam and raise him right. YES.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. Not even the plot. That belongs to the Doc.

Ruby is not down with this shit, yoCollapse )
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what is this madness [Feb. 9th, 2008|06:03 pm]
So I've been rewatching Xena...and I think I actually like Gabrielle this time around. WTF.
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Supernatural Fic: What Is, Gen [May. 10th, 2007|06:40 am]
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |fucking trains in the fucking foreground]

So. I wrote fic, for the first time in FOREVER. New fandom, too, so yay?

Supernatural, Dean and Sam after WIAWSNB.
Title: What Is
Rating: PG, 'cause Dean's a potty-mouth.
Word Count: 1583
Pairing/Characters: Dean and Sam
Notes/Disclaimers: Major spoilers for WIAWSNB, vagueish for all of the series. Obviously, I don't own Supernatural. Woe. Also, I don't have a beta reader, so concrit like crazy, please.
Summary: Chinese food, a bad movie, and the world's okay again.

Fic AhoyCollapse )
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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2007|06:57 pm]
[mood |enthralled]
[music |Renegade - Styx]

OMG SUPERNATURAL YAY. (ohgod, i've been sucked in by ANOTHER fandom)
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Genius Baby! [Dec. 2nd, 2006|07:15 am]
[Current Location |Stairway to heaven, man]
[mood |bitchyi send evil eye at you]
[music |The sweet sweet sound of my keyboard]

I'm so very, very sorry.

I should not be writing SamMcKay fic. It's wrong and bad.Collapse )
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Stargate ahoyhoy [Nov. 29th, 2006|07:32 pm]
[Current Location |home]
[mood |am highly bemused]
[music |It's Great To Be A Nerd]

I have a sinking feeling that my Stargate OTP has swung from SamJack to SamMcKay (pleasedon'thurtme), and I suddenly prefer SamTeal'c and SamDaniel over SamJack. And I desperately want to find SamSheppard fic, which is just...cracked.

(I'm suddenly all yay about SamJackDaniel fics, too. Huh.)

Also, it occurs to me that my rabid love of McKay canNOT be healthy. WOE.

EDIT: Oh my god, I just had a Discworld/SGA crossover idea. Susan and McKay meeting would be a Very Interesting Thing, in the sense that my brain just imploded. Ow.
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